At Shea Stadium a lady was injured when a drunk fat man fell on her.
When ever a person is injured or killed by someone in posession of a gun, there are cries heard throughout the country to ban guns.
Surely those same people will not rest until beer is banned from Shea Stadium (and all other sports facilities while they're at it). Consider this, they might be able to prevent anyone in the future from being similarly injured if they simply ban fat people from Shea Stadium (and all sports facilities while they're at it), and how will they decide who is 'fat'? Will it be by the poundage? Or height together with poundage? And what if the person with the money to buy the tickets is the one deemed 'too fat' to gain entrance to the stadium?
Maybe they could just solve it easily by bending the truth a little, ( a trait that comes easily to some) and proclaim that the fat drunk man also was carrying a gun. Perhaps it was a heavy gun and the weight of it was too much for him to stand up straight. Ah, yes, lets just ban guns!
No, no, it must have been President Bush's fault that this man got drunk and fell on this poor lady. If we can blame the President for everything from Katrina to Gloabal Warming, why not a small matter of getting a very large man drunk enough to not be able to stand upright.
These are indeed interesting times.
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